i wanna go to war, i wanna be a hero
i want to fight for my country
i wanna be real brave and while i kill the bad guys
i will impress all my friends and family
but i don’t think i can achieve all that
so i’ll just sit at home and get fat
and after i pour another beer for me
i’ll watch a little more tv
i wanna be a drover, i wanna have some cows
i wanna get strong workin on the land
i’ll have a horse, an akubra and a tan
then they’ll know i’m a real aussie man
but i don’t think i can achieve all that
so i’ll just sit at home and get fat
and after i pour another beer for me
i’ll watch a little more tv
i wanna work in a bank, i want to play with cash
i wanna get rich investing money
i’ll put it all in some thriving,
beautiful, wonderful, large company
but i don’t think i can achieve all that
so i’ll just sit at home and get fat
and after i pour another beer for me
i’ll watch a little more tv
i wanna be the prime minister, i wanna be the boss
i wanna be proud of my policies
i’ll work real hard, and when it’s all over
somebody will name a canberra suburb after me
but i don’t think i can achieve all that
so i’ll just sit at home and get fat
and after i pour another beer for me
i’ll watch a little more tv